The Simpsons Movie and Rodents
While The Simpsons finally dragging their yellow asses on to the silver screen is a big deal, cartoons have been making the transition for decades. Beating The Simpsons to the big screen by over 20 years are a couple of fellas who just want a hula-hoop. You may know them only from an annoying Christmas tune, but Alvin and the Chipmunks brought the squirrelly antics of chipmunks to their big screen debut, The Chipmunk Adventure, in 1987. The movie held the attention of film viewers for over an hour! 77 minutes, to be exact. While you may say that’s hardly a movie, others may say...
Read MoreThe End of Airline Food
As a child, the best part of flying was the tiny meals and snacks that were served in flight. Eating compartmentalized muffins and fruit while soaring above the Earth was a real treat. And stand-up comedians ruined everything. You heard me right. The stand-up comedians are to blame for the disappearance of food service on airplanes. They are probably sitting around in their secret “clubs” with a “Mission Accomplished” banner hanging overhead. For as long as can be remembered, stand-up comedians complained about the food provided on airplanes. It was a staple of their...
Read MoreJenny McShane is a Saint
With all the bad news surrounding Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton, it should come as a relief that Jenny McShane of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon has done nothing newsworthy. No cocaine has been found in Jenny’s possession. She always calls a close friend on the rare occasion that she tips back one too many at her local eatery. Living in the city of angels, Ms. McShane may not even own an umbrella for the purpose of attacking vehicles. Our hats are off to you, Jenny McShane. Thank you for doing Hollywood and America...
Read MoreClaim Your Self-Proclamation Now!
The Self-Proclaimed Official Self-Proclaimed List has begun! The official spot to claim your self-proclaimed status. Each person may only claim one self-proclamation, and no two self proclamations can be the same. Once the self-proclaimed title is taken, it is gone. Simply email me with your name, your self-proclamation, and a website address if you like. Now get busy giving your ego a little...
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