Your life has been an ignorant shell of oil soaked rags until the point you read your first DuckTales FanFiction.
What? You need a snippet to whet your appetite? Very well.
Scrooge’s relationship with Goldie O’Glit; soon to be Goldie O’Glit-McDuck; had been an extremely difficult one to work out, yet it seemed like it, indeed, would work out.
There you have it. Now get cracking! I would have written “get quacking,” but realized it would cause me to get pummeled. By myself.
I actually use the term “get quacking” about once a week. What a fantastically obscure “child of the 80s” reference! To this day I wish I could swim in a giant vault of dollar coins (Sacajawea, not that skanky Susan B. Anthony).