Minnesota Blogs
2007 has ended, and people with an obsessive-compulsive disorder have taken time away from counting the freckles on the back of my neck to make lists about everything under and above the sun. Lists of record albums seem to be a favorite. A good way to show your superiority to the population is to alienate them with your musical tastes. M.I.A.‘s album wasn’t as good as you think it was. And now, I have become superior. But we are traveling on a line perpendicular to a discussion about lists. Let us make two 90 degree turns and get back on track. Well, three turns. We have to turn...
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I was going to start this post off with something self deprecating, but that was a stupid idea. It seems like a dandy idea to try and write in this blog every day, no matter what the content. This is not a New Year’s resolution. Those are as meaningless as goggles on an alligator. Alligators having two sets of eyelids. Which you, obviously, knew. I was just explaining it to the guy who stumbled on to this website while trying to search for porn on the computers at the public library. How do you do, good sir. You’ll need a key for the bathrooms. So the grand bit of insight I have...
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