
Question: How do you make certain that no one in the office will take your coffee mug?
Answer: Get the stupidest one possible. Cats with wacky eyes and Chuck Taylors are a good start.

Question: How do you make certain that no one in the office will take your coffee mug?
Answer: Get the stupidest one possible. Cats with wacky eyes and Chuck Taylors are a good start.
That’s a great cup – where do I find one?
I purchased all the other ones, ground them down, and used their remains to create a trail between the graves of my enemies.