Comments on: Open Letter to Man at the Valvoline Oil Change http://aricmckeown.com/2008/04/08/open-letter-to-man-at-the-valvoline-oil-change/ This is mostly nonsense Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:48:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Aric McKeown http://aricmckeown.com/2008/04/08/open-letter-to-man-at-the-valvoline-oil-change/comment-page-1/#comment-201 Aric McKeown Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:59:57 +0000 http://www.aricmckeown.com/?p=105#comment-201 He didn't. Probably because I didn't put out. He didn’t. Probably because I didn’t put out.

]]> By: JACC http://aricmckeown.com/2008/04/08/open-letter-to-man-at-the-valvoline-oil-change/comment-page-1/#comment-200 JACC Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:19:07 +0000 http://www.aricmckeown.com/?p=105#comment-200 Did he upgrade you to the synthetic for free? Did he upgrade you to the synthetic for free?

]]> By: Man at Valvoline Oil Change http://aricmckeown.com/2008/04/08/open-letter-to-man-at-the-valvoline-oil-change/comment-page-1/#comment-196 Man at Valvoline Oil Change Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:04:47 +0000 http://www.aricmckeown.com/?p=105#comment-196 Dear Aric - I'm the one who wants to be with you Deep inside I hope you feel it too Waited on a line of greens and blues Just to be the next to be with you. xoxo MVOC Dear Aric –

I’m the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hope you feel it too
Waited on a line of greens and blues
Just to be the next to be with you.

xoxo
MVOC

]]> By: Aric McKeown http://aricmckeown.com/2008/04/08/open-letter-to-man-at-the-valvoline-oil-change/comment-page-1/#comment-195 Aric McKeown Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:53:27 +0000 http://www.aricmckeown.com/?p=105#comment-195 Dear Man at Valvoline Oil Change, My lawn is only for friends. And nights are only for derelicts. I hope you understand that I can never be friends with a derelict, let alone a lover. Let this awkward communication be our last. Best regards, Aric McKeown Dear Man at Valvoline Oil Change,

My lawn is only for friends. And nights are only for derelicts. I hope you understand that I can never be friends with a derelict, let alone a lover. Let this awkward communication be our last.

Best regards,
Aric McKeown

]]> By: Man at Valvoline Oil Change http://aricmckeown.com/2008/04/08/open-letter-to-man-at-the-valvoline-oil-change/comment-page-1/#comment-194 Man at Valvoline Oil Change Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:00:04 +0000 http://www.aricmckeown.com/?p=105#comment-194 Dear Aric - Why would you be this way? How can you toy with my heart? Don't you know what "oil all over my face" means? I have your address in the computer. I will be on your lawn with my guitar tonight and every night until I win your heart. Sincerely, Man at Valvoline Oil Change Dear Aric –

Why would you be this way? How can you toy with my heart? Don’t you know what “oil all over my face” means?

I have your address in the computer.

I will be on your lawn with my guitar tonight and every night until I win your heart.

Sincerely,
Man at Valvoline Oil Change

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