There isn’t anything specific or pressing to blog about, but that hasn’t stopped millions of people before me! Let’s go!
- For a minimum of four hours yesterday, there was a small puddle of chocolate milk slowly making its way into the fibers of our office carpet. It was not my chocolate milk, and I don’t believe it belonged to anybody. If it did, that anybody would have had four hours to come by and retrieve it with a paper towel. Nobody could be lazy for four hours unless they were asleep. And this is a place of business.
- I saw two Fringe Festival shows this year. I meant to see zero.
- It is time for new gutters on my home. The previous owner decided they didn’t need all those brackets to hold up their gutters. And I guess they were right, because that dude is gone and now I am dealing with gutters that bow in the middle and spill water right over the doorway. Jackass.
- After seeing more than one Fringe show, I decided that I missed doing theater. In fact, I might even miss it enough to do something about it. I know! A catalyst! Those are great!
- There was a rare red squirrel in my backyard this morning. It was playing with a rabbit. I think these are the end times.
That’s enough.
“And then the angel drew up the 5th scroll, the lost scroll. And there upon the scroll was the long eared hare and the squirrel which bares red fur. The words of power were read and thus it was made known that when the red squirrel and the rabbit frolic the end is nigh.”
-New English version of the Book of Awesome Stuff Made Up Just Now.
Damn portent. I want to be oblivious to the world ending.