Are you feeling a bit down in the dumps? Don’t worry. At least you’re not writing fan fiction. Right?
Here are a few excerpts from the best of the worst at FanFiction.net.
Forget It
Justin Beiber could have any girl he wanted, except for this one. He’ll try anyways.
I wiped my mouth then drunk more water. Her lips tasted like sweat mixed with pickles. I hate pickles. Sweat is ok though.
JESUS FIGHT
JESUS IS ON TRAIN AND IS FIGHT EVIL FORCES.
JESUS GOT IN HIS FERRARI, AND Bgena chase THEM DOWN!1
OH NO SAVE US SID EVIL FORCES
So hitler came.
Hitsle and jesus faut.
IT LOOK LIKE HITLER WAS WIN.
Kiss the Cook
Alf finds out what it means to have a catering job, and the Tanners help him out once again.
Alf spent all night cooking and preparing the main course, appetizers, and desert for two hundred people. The next day he was exhausted and he explained to Willy what went out first, and how you served from the left and take from the right.
the fresh prince of belair mystery
ahsly is missing what is will to do. everone is gone. now will has to trust a girl he never meet or even knew realy anything about untill now. will ashly survie or will she be dead?
When she got up there she saw three guys with black hats on to cover their faces. So Ashley got the phone and called 911. When she was the phone with them the guys came down and took Ashley.
I am Jacks one wish
Takes place after the movie. Jack and Marla go to the fair. A strange woman tells jack to make a wish. What could he wish for?
“Someone’s grown balls since I last saw him.” I shut him up with a kiss. Fifteen minutes later we’ve all disentangled and Tyler smirks, kissing me than Marla tan grabbing both out crotches.