Aric McKeown » Celebrity News http://aricmckeown.com This is mostly nonsense Thu, 23 Jun 2011 14:21:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Jenny McShane is a Saint http://aricmckeown.com/2007/07/25/jenny-mcshane-is-a-saint/ http://aricmckeown.com/2007/07/25/jenny-mcshane-is-a-saint/#comments Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:37:57 +0000 Aric McKeown http://www.aricmckeown.com/2007/07/25/jenny-mcshane-is-a-saint/ Shark Attack 3: MegalodonWith all the bad news surrounding Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton, it should come as a relief that Jenny McShane of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon has done nothing newsworthy.

No cocaine has been found in Jenny’s possession. She always calls a close friend on the rare occasion that she tips back one too many at her local eatery. Living in the city of angels, Ms. McShane may not even own an umbrella for the purpose of attacking vehicles.

Our hats are off to you, Jenny McShane. Thank you for doing Hollywood and America proud!

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