Reasons Vladimir Putin is Hating on You
You maintain that judo is for housewives. You keep asking about the missing spot on his forehead. Even though it will never work, you continue to build your missile defense shield. You just invaded Iran. You keep calling it “Mutha Rusha.” You’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to radiation poisoning.
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1. The Facts of Life contained only one fact in its entire nine year run Tootie, played my the hermaphroditic Kim Fields, spoke the titular line during the first episode. This line was aired only once. It was censored from future reruns. The controversial yet true line, in its entirety, is, “Boy, the space government sure did create a strain of super AIDs to destroy the Grand Canyon.” 2. Edward Hopper is better known by his pseudonym, The Zodiac Killer On May 15th, 1967, American realist Edward Hopper faked his own death in order to start his second career as as serial killer. In...
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